Regret #100wc 20

…HORRIBLE…GUITAR…MUSTARD…SHOVED…EXTRAORDINARY

When I first started playing guitar I said to myself ” wow I am horrible at playing guitar so I took a break, but that ‘break’ turned into a week, then that week turned into a month, and then the month turned into a year.” Then I walked by my guitar on the stand and I shoved it over, but I felt regret doing that so I tried playing one more time so then after a couple weeks I got used to practicing on my guitar and then I actually got very extraordinary at playing then one day I wanted a cheese burger without mustard.+

When the Hog Became President #100 wc 18

When he was a young warthog he swallowed a key and then he regurgitated the key and spat it on to a couple leaves then Donald trump asked him “what’s wrong wart” the warthog replied “nothing I, just regurgitated a key.” Then Donald trump said oh, ok” then the hog “asked him what do you do” Trump replied I am running for President in 2024, you should too.” The hog said ” me?” Trump said yeah, you would get a lot of votes because you would be the first animal to run for president. Ok Donald I will Run for president in 2024!